Friday, February 21, 2014
Definitions of Designations in SDLC
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
- Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- Client is the one who doesnt know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they dont need a man or woman; theyll produce a child with zero resources.
- Documentation Team thinks they dont care whether the child is delivered, theyll just document 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
- Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months
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